Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Human Giant Hijacks MTV



We don't know how something as original, subversive, and hysterical as The Human Giant can be so successful, but apparently it is, because MTV is letting the group take over their network (and its sequel channel) for 24 hours this weekend starting Friday at noon. This sounds as crazy on MTV's part as parents leaving their six-year-old twins in charge of the house for the weekend, but you the viewer get to reap the rewards. Aziz Ansari assures that they have free reign to do whatever they want to do for 24 hours, including airing any show they want and inviting any guest they want, so of course they've invited a superteam of comic heroes like Bob Odenkirk, Will Arnett, Michael Cera, Zach Galifianakis, Michael Showalter, Jon Benjamin, Bill Hader, Fred Armisen, Jon Glaser, Eugene Mirman, Andy Blitz, and Rob Riggle, many of whom have already appeared on the sketch show. There will also be musical guests and, presumably, some Human Giant episodes or something. The Crazy Police will be on call in case, you know, things get too crazy.

Join them live at your television set for the full extravaganza if you can, because there's not a whole lot of 24-hour torrents out there.

Slow News Day: Eli Roth Fakes It, Berkley Breathed Makes New Opuses, Gary Cole Takes a Road Trip, and Bruce Plays the Piano

ITEM: Eli Roth is talking about following Grindhouse with a full movie of fake trailers, which he would call Trailer Trash. He tells Collider magazine that he wants to make something as ridiculous and over-the-top as Borat, and he wants to bring along Grindhouse buddies Robert Rodriguez and Edgar Wright. But he can say all he wants, and it will still be hard to get a studio to sign on after Grindhouse's sad, unfortunate B.O. numbers.

ITEM: Bloom County and Opus creator Berkley Breathed has had an Opus film gestating in animation development hell for many years now, but Gore Verbinski and Robert Zemeckis aren't waiting any longer. This website claims the directors are interested in bringing, respectively, his misfit animal tribute picture book Flawed Dogs and his sci-fi parenthood epic Mars Needs Moms to the big screen as CGI kiddie blockbusters. That sounds great and all, but whatever happened with that rumor about Bill Watterson hand-animating his own independent Calvin and Hobbes feature?

ITEM: The great Gary Cole and Jennifer Coolidge have signed on to join indie scream queen Agnes Bruckner playing a broken family trio in David Moreton's game show slash road trip comedy Say Hello to Stan Talmadge. Moreton worked with Coolidge before on an obscure gay-interest comedy called Testosterone, but pairing her with a cult character actor like Cole should easily open this up to a bigger audience.

ITEM: Speaking of cult actors, surely you haven't forgotten Bruce Campbell's recent stint as the suave new spokesman for Old Spice, and you'll be glad to know that the manly fragrance is airing a second chapter, which is even better than the first. Enjoy...

Friday, May 11, 2007

Night of 1000 Pilots



If you've like us, you've probably been wondering what the hell's going on with the multitude of long-gestating new Adult Swim shows, some of which were announced over a year ago. This weekend, they solve the problem once and for all by simply throwing up the whole batch. Six premiere episodes are online now, and will hit Cartoon Network in the upcoming regular Sunday night block. Make sure to cast your vote online to help along your favorites, or to put your enemies out of a job.

Included this adult-friendly baby shower are the superbly drawn Superjail, featuring the voice of David Wain as a Wonka-like warden of an unofficial, malevolent fantasy prison, Tony Millionaire's gloriously pessimistic comic-strip spin-off The Drinky Crow Show, featuring Mad TV and Office Space star David Herman and voice-over extraordinaire Billy West, David Banner's rap-happy tribute to Southern Gothic weirdness That Crook'd Sipp, the ripped-from-the-web Reboot knock-off Fat Guy Stuck in the Internet, and the iffy live/animation hybrid Let's Fish, starring 30 Rock's Scott Adsit and Brendon "Dethklok" Small. There's also a painstaking, sepiatoned short documentary about the voice of Space Ghost, George Lowe, which seems to only be included to hit an even six.

Fat Guy and Superjail have supposedly already been picked up for series, along with the upcoming Lucy, Daughter of the Devil, which aired its pilot early last year. Korgoth of Barbaria is still hanging in limbo. The non-inclusion of other rumored pilots like Western Times and Evan Dorkin's Tyrone's Inferno probably means they're dead and buried. Pour a little out for them, Drinky.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Slow News Day: Professor Jables, Weeklong Swim, No-Name Nowhere Director

ITEM: Jack Black and the Acceptable TV crew have added more hilarious amateur filmmaking tutorials to their website, concluding with a depressing guide to rejection, complete with Heat Vision and Jack reference. By the way, if you haven't been watching Acceptable TV, you should really get started.

ITEM: Adult Swim is expanding to a full week of 11-6 programming, which will make room for more new shows like the previously reported Fat Guy Stuck in Internet (formerly known as Gemberling), a full season of Lucy, Daughter of the Devil, and the long-developing Superjail. Meanwhile, the second seasons of The Boondocks and Metalocalypse are coming this summer, and new episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Squidbillies, and (if finished in time) Venture Bros. this fall.

ITEM: Karey Kirkpatrick has signed on to direct Eddie Murphy in the promising-without-Eddie-Murphy Ed Solomon/Chris Matheson script NowhereLand. Kirkpatrick is probably best known for butchering the script to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but he also penned the super-affable Chicken Run, and his offbeat cereal-themed directorial debut Flakes is getting pretty good notices in its current festival run, so let's say his involvement pushes NowhereLand further towards the "yes" end of "maybe."

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Slow News Day: The Award for Best Girlfriend Goes to Detective Robot

ITEM: The MTV Movie Awards have snagged Sarah Silverman to host the June 3rd event, which will surely give Stomp the Yard the Best Booty-Shakin' Award it so richly deserves. Meanwhile, the ceremony has jumped on the viral video scene (who hasn't?) by letting viewers contribute their own short comedy films for the Best Movie Spoof category.

ITEM: Rainn Wilson will star in The Girlfriend Experience, based on his own idea about a lovelorn nerd who hires a hooker to play his girlfriend, an idea hundreds of respectable comedy writers have surely thought up and rejected. Nevertheless, there's some very small hope in the fact that Ivan Reitman is producing the film, and screenwriters Mark and Brian Gunn created the moderately amusing boy band spoof 2gether and were deemed worthy enough to write the upcoming juvey comedy Juvenile for Steve Carell (as well as the less promising Mighty Mouse revamp). In case you were wondering, they're cousins of James "Mrs. Jenna Fischer" Gunn.

ITEM: Broken Lizard's Paul Soter recently branched off to make Watching the Detectives, a noirish anti-rom-com starring Cillian Murphy and Lucy Liu, and also featuring Jason Sudeikis, Human Giant's Paul Scheer, and Josh "the only good part of Year of the Dog not named Reilly" Pais. The movie premieres next week at the Tribeca Film Festival, and ComingSoon.net grabbed an interview and a trio of awkwardly funny clips.

ITEM: Seth Green and his Stoopid Monkey pals have managed to coerce Lucasfilm into letting them to a half-hour Star Wars special, which will still feature an array of short, hit-and-miss clips, only all under the umbrella of the sci-fi universe. They've even got George Lucas on board to drop some nasal voiceover action, as well as the less surprising Mark Hamill, who already works on Metalocalypse and has always been quick to mock himself. Plus you've got some Conan O'Brien, Robert Smigel, Seth Macfarlane, Malcolm McDowell, and even Hulk Hogan. Robot Chicken: Star Wars airs June 17.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Spinal Tap Reheated



There's an unexpected late addition to Al Gore's predictable Live Earth lineup, and thy name is Tap. They'll perform a set on July 7, including the performance a new, enviro-friendly single "Warmer Than Hell." There's been Spinal Tap reunions before, and even new songs before (remember the exclusive Internet download "Back from the Dead" from the Tapster parody a few years back?), but this merits some extra attention since director and co-creator Rob Reiner will also be in attendance, and the reunion led to a new 15-minute short film premiering at the upcoming Tribeca Film Festival. The short is a "Where Are They Now?" sort of deal, which finds Nigel breeding miniature race horses, David a hip-hop mogul, and other bittersweet improv goodness. Sure, the whole thing reeks of alterior motives and phoned-in pointlessness, but isn't that what being an aging rock band is all about?

Fortunately, the real-life band members are not doing quite as pathetically as their fictional counterparts. Michael McKean is one of many, many great comics in the upcoming improv-poker feature The Grand, and he's currently filming the indie music-themed spoof Adventures of Power with frequent collaborator Jane Lynch and director Ari Gold. He's also signed on to star in Mitchell Hurwitz's Arrested Development follow-up The Thick of It, whose pilot episode will be directed by Christopher Guest. And Harry Shearer will be voicing half of Springfield in this summer's most anticipated TV movie, and recently released a new comedy book, CD, and DVD, all available on his site.

Rob Reiner is directing The Bucket List, a dark comedy starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman as two dying men carrying out their final wishes, which could be the first decent film he's made in well over a decade (but will probably just be another dull cookie-cutter shitfest).

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Interview Roundup

The last few news days have been too slow even for our Slow News Day department. The Coen Bros. and George Clooney have announced new dark comedies with little in the way of plot or cast, Les Claypool's Electric Apricot, Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show, and a few other long-wrapped features were picked up for distribution, the Simpsons are getting their own damn ride, and that's been about it. All the comedy mainstays must be out promoting their current projects instead of making new ones, so why not check out this bevy of recent interviews?



The AV Club talks to Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost, keepers of last weekend's biggest per-screen box office numbers, about 138 different cop movies and how to act like a monkey.

Michael Showalter has an awkward phone call with Human Giant.

CHUD talks to Paul Rudd and Ken Marino about those pesky State DVDs and imaginary comedy battles.

The AV Club talks to Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad, and Carl about peanut butter, mimes, and condoms.

People asks Adam McKay how to get your daughter to curse like a sailor, and then has a brief e-mail dialogue with the Landlord herself.

Gothamist talks to Jon Benjamin about his new Super Deluxe cartoon, his formative years, and "fuck powder."

Monday, April 16, 2007

Slow News Day: Reno-ers Down Under, Ferrell or Die, Chasing Chevy, Wet Hot Karaoke

ITEM: In a new interview with Moviehole, Tom Lennon only-half-jokingly explains his vision for a Reno 911!: Miami sequel, which would send the team to Australia to pull a horny koala off Steven Seagal’s face, among other things. He also reveals that he and Ben Garant are now writing the Mike Myers vehicle How to Survive a Robot Uprising, and are in the early stages of development on a Night at the Museum sequel too, but who gives a shit?

ITEM: With a million views so far, you’ve probably already seen Adam McKay and Will Ferrell’s exclusive Internet short The Landlord, but just in case, here it is in all its youthful, foul-mouthed glory. So far, no word on where the hell this thing came from and how start-up video site Funny or Die managed to get a lock on it.

ITEM: Chevy Chase attempts to clear up every rumor he’s ever been attached to in a new Q&A with Time. Among the more interesting revelations: His long-term absence, peppered with phoned-in supporting roles, may be coming to a close now that his daughters have grown up, he only left SNL for a girl, and he claims the damaging gossip about his backstage gay-bashing is 100% fabricated, and that he has the testimony from Will Ferrell to prove it. A far less interesting revelation: he thinks Vegas Vacation was “just OK.”

ITEM: This weekend at a Michael Showalter-hosted magazine premiere party, Paul Rudd and David Wain belted out a no-holds-barred Boston karaoke classic to live accompaniment by champion weirdsters Of Montreal. Fortunately (or maybe not), someone captured it via shitty cell phone camera, and now here it be:

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Slow News Day: If You Hate Edgar Wright, Ed Helms, Todd Phillips, and Matthew Broderick...DON'T Read This. DON'T.

ITEM: Edgar Wright, currently touring the country with his so-called "secret" Hot Fuzz Q&As, has revealed that Fuzz is the second film in a planned trilogy of genre exercises, and that he and Simon Pegg are already in the early stages of the final entry. Now he's telling Rotten Tomatoes that he might be interested in developing his hysterical Don't faux-trailer into a feature film that would maintain the same level of European-style horror confusion for 90 minutes. Could Don't be the elusive third film? Probably not, if Grindhouse's numbers don't pick up this week...

ITEM: Speaking of poor numbers... yes, the rumors are sadly true. Andy Barker, P.I. has not only been unceremoniously canned, but the remaining episodes have been immediately ripped from the schedule, and the final two, arguably the best of the series, will air instead this Saturday night while no one's watching (but remember, you can watch all six episodes on NBC's website at any time). Meanwhile, Raines is still at large.

ITEM: Time for the Daily Apatow News Break. Ed Helms, of The Daily Show and The Office, will co-write and star in A Whole New Hugh for producer Judd Apatow, based on an original pitch by Helms and TV writers Jake Fleisher and Ian Berger. It's the story of a depressed failure who gets a much needed ego boost when his friends pitch in to give him a fake success story. Helms just finished off a small role in another of Judd's films (Walk Hard), which seems to be the only prerequisite to getting your own Apatow Production these days. He'll also appear (as previously reported) in Starship Dave and Evan Almighty. Meanwhile, the long-delayed sci-fi comedy First Time Caller, now known as I'll Believe You, is finally due to release this September, and features Helms as well as Patrick Warburton, Fred Willard, Chris Elliott, and Helms' former co-correspondent Mo Rocca.

ITEM: Todd Phillips, probably still kicking himself for leaving Borat, is producing The Chadster, and is all but confirmed to direct as well. If so, he'll be working for the first time on someone else's screenplay, instead of with his own writing partner Scot Armstrong. Chadster is written by British filmmaker Michael Samonek, and involves a Best Man whose position is challenged when the groom's long-lost former best friend shows up with a bag full of wacky hijinx. No word on the stars, but if it isn't Owen Wilson, Jon Heder, or Seann William Scott, we'll be damn surprised. Meanwhile, word on the street is that there's a new draft of Old School Dos floating around...

ITEM: Sherwood Kiraly will adapt his own quirky novel Diminished Capacity into a family dramedy, to be directed by Oz's Terry Kinney. It's the story of a brain-damaged man, the high school sweetheart he can't remember, and his Alzheimer's-impaired uncle, all traveling to a Cubs game in hope of getting some quick cash off a rare baseball card. Doesn't sound too shabby, actually, especially when Matthew Broderick, Alan Alda, and Virginia Madsen have just signed on board. See if you can guess who plays who... (hint: Alan Alda is old.)

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Where Are They Now: Freaks and Geeks Edition, Part Two

Read Part One here.

Joe Flaherty (Harold Weir): Comedy legend Joe Flaherty quickly jumped onto a recurring role on The King of Queens, and is now apparently hosting an Adult Swim-style animation showcase called Uncle Joe’s Cartoon Playhouse for some obscure Canadian station called Bite TV (you can watch a promo here) . The pilot has already been picked up for series, and may be imported to the States soon. He’s also currently filming a wacky kiddie camp flick called Summerhood with Christopher McDonald. Meanwhile, the latest edition of Shout Factory’s SCTV discs is a best-of compilationfeaturing new commentary from Flaherty.

Becky Ann Baker (Jean Weir): Becky is a longtime character actor who’s had no problem racking lots of dramatic roles since playing Sam and Linday’s pleasant, rosy, and frequently embarrassing mother, from multiple Law & Order appearances to a starring role in last year’s controversial Death of a President. She does however appear in the low-budget teen comedy Gretchen, also starring Stephen Root, which made the festival rounds recently and will hopefully land on DVD soon.

Sarah Hagan (Millie Kentner): Playing the uber-geek on Freaks paved the way for Hagan to play a recurring, D&D-loving uber-geek on Buffy the Vampire Slayer's final season, until she was eaten by a mega-vamp. Since then, she landed a juicy role on a (probably angst-filled) episode of Grey’s Anatomy, and now she’ll be appearing in a small supporting role with Amy Poehler, Parker Posey, and Rachel Dratch in the middle-aged dance party Spring Breakdown, which is set for release early next year.

Dave “Gruber” Allen (Jeff Rosso): Dave was belting out comedy classics semi-professionally long before he treated our boys to his smoking acoustic Alice Cooper covers, as the naked half of the LA live staple Naked Trucker and T-Bones, which has now of course blossomed into an over-advertised, cameo-plastered cable variety show. He’ll also team up with Zach Galifianakis in a new concert film by Jon Brion, another mainstay of Hollywood’s live music (and sometimes comedy) scene. No word yet on whether his minor cult classic Comedy Central series Higgins Boys and Gruber will ever see the light of day on DVD.

Steve Bannos (Frank Kowchevski): Kowchevski, who also wrote for the show, continued roaming high school halls in the Nickelodeon series Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide (Declassified to its true fans), but recently left for a role in the amusing but quickly cancelled Ted Danson group-therapy sitcom Help Me Help You. Meanwhile, his good buddies Paul Feig and Judd Apatow have been keeping him more than busy with quick and easy film roles in 40-Year-Old Virgin, Unaccompanied Minors, and the upcoming Drillbit Taylor, and he’ll also appear with Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson, Will Arnett, Rob Corddry, Andy Richter, Andy Daly, and a ton of other hilarious people in next year’s anticipated Semi-Pro.

Stephen Lea Sheppard (Harris Trinsky): After scoring a major (and friggin’ hysterical) role in The Royal Tenenbaums, this king-of-the-geeks seems to have willfully withdrawn from acting to focus instead on writing werewolf-themed role-playing games, meaning he’s closed the gap more than anyone here on the difference between his character and his real life activities. (EDIT: Oops, Sheppard himself just informed us that he actually works on Exalted, which is a mythical fantasy RPG. No werewolves. Sorry to misinform, and our thanks to Stephen!)

Tom Wilson (Coach Ben Fredricks): Known a million times better for shouting at Marty McFly than for wooing Haverchuck’s mom, Wilson’s had no trouble keeping hella busy maintaining a hella bizarre resume, from providing all manner of voices for Spongebob to nabbing supporting roles in grating Hollywood shitfests Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector and Zoom. He also joined Steve Bannos on the short-lived Help Me Help You. But more importantly (to him, anyway), he’s been pushing himself as a live comedian with his own…special brand of…musical…er, comedy… which you can watch at his personal web site, and even buy his new CD Tom Wilson is Funny!, although we’re a bit more partial toward his other hobby, painting pop art.

Jake Kasdan (Director/Consulting Producer): Kasdan, who directed the pilot and most other key episodes, has continued to follow his famous father’s footsteps, directing Orange County and The TV Set, the latter of which opened in limited theaters today, and whose lead character is openly based on Judd Apatow. The film follows the trials and tribulations of working with network heads on a labor-of-love TV show, which is based heavily on real-life experiences behind the scenes of Freaks, and also possibly from Kasdan’s failed Alan Cumming pilot based on his fantastic debut film, The Zero Effect. Now Kasdan is filming his next movie, the absolutely delicious sounding musical bio-pic spoof Walk Hard, co-written and produced by Apatow.

Judd Apatow (Director/Writer/Executive Producer): Apatow has gone on to become literally the biggest name in contemporary comedy. Maybe you’ve heard of him. After following up Freaks with the similarly themed, similarly beloved, and similarly cancelled Undeclared, Apatow tried to get two other series off the ground, Life on Parole and Sick in the Head (working with Freaks creator Paul Feig on the latter), before giving up on TV altogether and instead making The 40-Year-Old Virgin, which made about a trillion dollars and is frequently called the best comedy of the century so far. Meanwhile, he continued exerting the producing muscle he exerted on Freaks, the Larry Sanders Show, and the Ben Stiller Show into film, producing all of the Adam McKay/Will Ferrell vehicles and fleshing out his Apatow Productions company into a machine gun of comic quality. He has now set up no less than seven upcoming projects, including all the ones we’ve already mentioned in other sections of this feature, plus the Adam Sandler vehicle You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, which Apatow wrote with Sandler and Robert Smigel. His next project as writer/director, Knocked Up, comes out this summer, and will surely blow you away.

Paul Feig (Writer/Producer/Series Creator): Feig quickly fell into directing after the end of the series, with the indie melodrama I Am David, as well as many episodes of Arrested Development and the American Office. Last Christmas saw the release of his critically panned family holiday flick Unaccompanied Minors, filled with several friendly faces to F&G fans and comedy fans in general. Next he’ll direct Stargirl, based on a teen-friendly novel about a popular high school boy and the quirky underdog girl who loves him. If that’s not familiar territory, what is?

Next week: Arrested Development

Friday, April 6, 2007

Do You Superbad?



Superbad, somehow only the second most anticipated Judd Apatow related comedy of the year, has gone and got itself an official movie site. Right now you can download a screensaver and stare at a countdown clock, but word on the street is that the place will soon become as happening as the high school keg parties depicted in the film. And oh yeah, there's also the first trailer. Nothing super bad about that, provided you have a functioning US driver's license to get through Sony's creepy childproof digi-lock.

The film, directed by Undeclared vet Gregg Mottola and written by the great Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, releases August 17. Star Michael Cera also has Jason Reitman's Juno and the sketch film Parental Guidance Suggested coming later this year, and his new web series, Clark and Michael, premieres this month at CBS.com. The latter is a mockumentary following Cera and best friend Clark Duke living the high life based on an indefinite pilot greenlight, and features everyone under the sun, including Arrested Development pals David Cross and Tony Hale, plus Andy Richter, Patton Oswalt, Tim and Eric, and Superbad co-star Jonah Hill, who will match Cera's gusto with appearances in the surefire hit Evan Almighty and the Danny DeVito comedy One Part Sugar, as well as lending his voice to the star-studded CGI Seussage fest Horton Hears a Who. You also may have caught him in the premiere episode of Human Giant, and you'll see him the aforementioned other Apatow production, Knocked Up. Hey, who needs college?

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Where Are They Now?: Freaks and Geeks Edition, Part One



Here's a new feature at the Comedyblog where we track all the members of certain circles to see what they're up to. We'll start, appropriately, with Freaks and Geeks, the infamous starting point for a new generation of actors, and the point where Judd Apatow started his climb to becoming arguably the biggest name in contemporary comedy. It also happens to be one of the greatest and most lamentably cancelled shows in history. Part Two comes tomorrow.

John Francis Daley (Sam Weir): After starring with Ryan Reynolds in the box office bomb Waiting… and the quickly cancelled culinary comedy series Kitchen Confidential, John is getting back on the horse with The Call, a recently announced pilot about a group of paramedics who “save other people’s lives while screwing up each other’s.” Meanwhile, 5-25-77, the long-delayed autobiographical story of a bunch of nerds seeing Star Wars for the first time, is finally due to be released “as close to 5-25-07 as possible,” according to Patrick Read Johnson, the writer and director portrayed by Daley in the film. Daley will also appear in an episode of Michael Cera’s web series Clark and Michael, premiering on CBS Innertube later this year.

Linda Cardellini (Lindsay Weir): Her dramatic turn in Brokeback Mountain has sent her over to the other side, becoming a regular on ER and starring in a new chapter of the long-running Lonesome Dove series. But comedy fans surely recognized her in the premiere episode of the fantastic new sketch show Human Giant. Oh, and she also shows up on Robot Chicken from time to time, probably getting dry-clay-humped by Scooby Doo.

Samm Levine (Neal Schweiber): Levine has become the king of quick and hilarious TV cameos, from Undeclared to Entourage to Family Guy to Veronica Mars, and occasionally dips his toes into the film scene as well, whether it’s being the creepy pool kid in Club Dread or providing geeky tech explanations in the less-than-well-received horror flop Pulse, a film for which he was the only actor who bothered to show up for the commentary track, a fact he’s more than ready to be self-effacing about. Levine also stars with Seth Macfarlane and Alexis Bledel in the short film Life is Short, hitting festivals around the country starting this month, and has supporting appearances in two upcoming features, the Amanda Bynes tweener laffer Sydney White, and the gay-themed dramedy Anderson’s Cross.

Martin Starr (Bill Haverchuck): Starr has kept relatively busy basically taking extra work in all manner of TV and movies, almost exclusively playing characters with numbers after their names. But this summer, he’ll join Segel and Rogen in Knocked Up, playing a nappily bearded roommate which leads to the funniest beard jokes you’ll ever hear in cinemas. Then he’ll join Tom Arnold in the questionably titled Good Dick, and then it’s back to numbers playing Dude #5 in Seth Rogen’s Superbad. Superbad’s Michael Cera has also thrown Starr a guest spot on his new web series Clark and Michael, which also features John Daley.

Jason Segel (Nick Andopolis): Several years after FOX decided he was too wild and subversive to topline Apatow’s original vision for Undeclared, Segel is now making a good living out of starring in the blandly enjoyable traditional CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother, with the bonus privilege of getting to pretend to fuck Buffy babe Alyson Hannigan. He also has an occasional recurring character on CSI, so take that, FOX. Segel is also one of the already legendary Roommates in Apatow’s upcoming masterpiece Knocked Up, and he’ll work with Apatow yet again when he stars in his own script for Forgetting Sarah Marshall, playing a jilted ex-lover who tries to escape his depression through a Hawaiian vacation, only to discover his ex visiting the same island with her new boyfriend. Apatow will produce with first-time director Nicholas Stoller, a Strangers with Candy writer who also worked with the pair on Undeclared. And the girlfriend’s played by Lake Bell, whose Veronica Mars featured Samm Levine! Small world!

James Franco (Daniel Desario): Now much better known for his superhero vendetta than for sharing porn with clueless geeks, Franco is keeping more than busy with a multitude of overblown melodrama projects in the works. However, he still shows his proud comedy roots here and there, writing, directing, and starring in the wholly bizarre-looking direct-to-video chimp flick The Ape, and also recently sighted at Sundance in the Bruce Lee send-up Finishing the Game, starring alongside MC Hammer (multiple exclamation points and question marks). He recently finished filming Camille, a darkly comic adventure about a thief and his deadly sham marriage, also starring Sienna Miller and David Carradine. And now, most exciting of all, he’s filming The Pineapple Express, his return to both producer Judd Apatow and co-star Seth Rogen, in a stoner action buddy comedy written by Rogen and his writing partner Evan Goldberg, and directed by indie hero David Gordon Green.

Seth Rogen (Ken Miller): Where to start? The monotone schlub who arguably got the biggest laughs on the series went on to getting the biggest laughs of Undeclared as well, and even picked up writing a few of the show’s best episodes. That talent got him a gig on Da Ali G Show, and then Apatow cast him as one of the leads in the gargantuan-mega-hit 40-Year-Old Virgin, where he was so funny that studio heads quickly cast him as the only mildly amusing character in You, Me, and Dupree, and now he’s on his way to becoming an A-list headliner with his critically lauded performance in Knocked Up. Apatow is also turning his writing career with high school chum Evan Goldberg into a second career, producing their scripts for the autobiographical Superbad, John Hughes’ kid-comedy Drillbit Taylor with Owen Wilson, and The Pineapple Express, which will star Rogen and Franco. That’s three Rogen scripts within a year of each other. He’ll also have smaller acting roles in Fanboys and the family fantasy The Spiderwick Chronicles, as well as lending his voice to Horton Hears a Who along with Jim Carrey, Steve Carell, and Superbad star Jonah Hill. That’s almost as busy as Green Goblin Jr. up there!

Busy Philipps (Kim Kelly): Joining the cast of insanely popular teen soap Dawson’s Creek has made Busy a constant mainstay of various television, lending voices, like many of these guys, to Seth Macfarlane’s various animated projects, and headlining the girly UPN sitcom Love, Inc., which wasn’t nearly as bad as it should have been due to the involvement of several Upright Citizens Brigade favorites. Now that it’s been cancelled, she’s joined Cardellini at ER. Strangely enough, Philipps actually developed the story line for Blades of Glory, currently the #1 movie in the country. Yes, it was Kim Kelly who thought of two dudes skating together. These freaks pop up everywhere.

Slow News Day: Apatow Appoints M.C. D.A., Ferrell Orders HBO, Starship Lands Friedlander, Birdman Takes a Bow

ITEM: David Krumholtz, a nice-guy character actor frequently utilized by Ed Burns and Judd Apatow, is following Jason Segel's plan and writing himself his own movie for generous Judd's Apatow Productions. Attorneys at Raw follows two lawyers who decide to become rappers. Here's hoping Judd keeps a close watch on that dumb-ass plot. Meanwhile, Krumholtz has been cast in the other, more foolproof musical Apatow comedy Walk Hard.

ITEM: Will Ferrell and Adam McKay's previously announced pilot, P.E., has been picked up for series by HBO, and simultaneously stripped down to untitled status. The show follows a former athlete lowered to coaching high school gym. Ferrell is expected to make frequent guest appearances, but the show is otherwise officially uncast.

ITEM: Judah Friedlander, best known for nerding it up in American Splendor and 30 Rock, has joined the cast of the still dubious Starship Dave, joining Eddie Murphy, Elizabeth Banks, and Ed Helms in the sci-fi comedy written by MST3K's Bill Corbett and directed by the man who brought you Norbit (and refuses to take it back).

ITEM: The third and final season of Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law will hit DVD shelves on July 24, featuring deleted scenes and a digital comic book. We're not sure what a digital comic book is, either. If you're keeping score, this show's cancellation brings Adult Swim's surviving original lineup down to one.

Cross Paths With the Devil



David Cross will join perpetual pie fucker Jason Biggs and Undeclared slacker Timm Sharp in a new CBS pilot titled I'm in Hell. If picked up for series, it will follow Biggs as a dead mover-shaker forced to return to Earth, jobless and penniless, now that Hell runneth over with sinners. Cross will play an agent from Below. The pilot was written by Gregory Thompson and Aron Abrams, who've worked together previously on King of the Hill and Everybody Hates Chris, and will be directed by Sandler standby Frank Coraci, a man well versed in creating Hell on Earth via his most recent film Click.

Coraci is also attached to direct Johnny Knoxville in the comic book film Hawaiian Dick, while Cross is part of the star-studded ensembles for the improv poker comedy The Grand and Todd Haynes' oddball Dylan biopic I'm Not There. He'll also appear in his former Arrested Development co-star Michael Cera's web series Clark and Michael.

Biggs will be back in theaters later this year with Isla Fisher in Michael Ian Black's "Worst Title of the Year" award winner Wedding Daze, formerly known as The Pleasure of Your Company, and with Paul Rudd in the psychic ghost rom-com How I Met My Boyfriend's Dead Fiancée.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Slow News Day: Giant Falls Early, Mystery Men II, Paul and Patton's Pilot, Just Not That Promising

ITEM: Great news for premature ejaculators and non-cable owners: The entire first episode of Human Giant is now on iTunes for the price of no dollars. Yay.

ITEM: NBC has graciously allowed Tracy Morgan to continue being hilarious on a second season of 30 Rock. Whew.

ITEM: Ben Stiller is producing a new animated superhero satire for Dreamworks called Mind Master, which follows the empty life of a supervillain after he accidentally kills his nemesis. Meh.

ITEM: Comedy Central is taping a new pilot this week for a courtroom game show called Root of All Evil, featuring Paul F. Tompkins, Patton Oswalt, Andrew Daly, and Greg Giraldo, from Simpsons producer David Sacks. Go here if you'd like to attend. Whee.

ITEM: From the "Cancels Itself Out" News Department comes the announcement that Ken Kwapis will direct the film version of Greg Behrendt's non-fiction man-guide He's Just Not That Into You. Kwapis is a mainstay of contemporary classic television including Freaks and Geeks, The Larry Sanders Show, and The Office, cancelled out by the fact that he directed The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. And Behdrendt is a hilarious live comedian and David Cross associate, cancelled out by also hosting his own shitty daytime talk show. The final score, if you haven't been paying attention, is zero. Blah.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

What About Jim?



Fresh off the lowest point of his career since his Rubberface days, Jim Carrey is poised for a massive late-career comedic breakthrough. He's back on board for the on-and-off Ripley's Believe it or Not, he's joining Steve Carell, Amy Poehler, Will Arnett, Seth Rogen, Isla Fisher, and Jonah Hill voicing Horton Hears a Who, and most exciting of all, he's now attached to star in a new script from Upright Citizen Ian Roberts and writing partner Jay Martel, and surprise, it sounds pretty effin' funny. Me Time would star Carrey as a writer working on a biography for his great-great-grandmother, whose tough-as-nails frontier lifestyle makes him take a hard look at his less-than-masculine lifestyle. The spec script has been picked up by Fox, which doesn't necessarily mean anything, but Carrey's involvement should be enough to propel it into it theaters.

Roberts and Martel have been keeping insanely busy, seemingly sending spec scripts to every studio in America, including Dad Can't Lose for Will Arnett, Worst Friends, and Air Guitar. So far, they've had lots of pick-ups, but there's been no solid production news.

Meanwhile, the second season of Upright Citizens Brigade is finally on its way to stores, and Roberts will join Amy Poehler, Matt Besser, and Matt Walsh at their LA theater this Saturday to record a live commentary for two of the episodes.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Returns!...Sort Of



Satellite News, possibly the most active news site ever built around a cancelled series, has arguably the biggest MST3K scoop since its cancellation. Kevin Murphy (Tom Servo), Bill Corbett (post-Comedy Central Crow), and Mike Nelson (uh...Mike Nelson) will release the first in a series of new DVDs on July 10. The Film Crew series will follow three men who are forced to record a commentary track for every movie ever made, thanks to their slave-driver boss Bob Honcho, who keeps their noses to the grindstone in a deep, dark basement while he tracks their progress via speakerphone. Sound ridiculously familiar? Of course it does. Does anyone care? Not really. The Shout! Factory, the wonderful independent DVD archivists responsible for bringing SCTV, Home Movies, and the upcoming Upright Citizens Brigade live discs to the masses, will first drop 1968's Hollywood After Dark on the aforementioned release date, followed later this year by Killers from Space, Giant of Marathon, and The Wild Women of Wongo.

The Film Crew got started recording commentaries for obscure Three Stooges releases in order to increase fan interest, and Mike has spent the last year or so steadily recording MP3-downloadable commentaries for all sort of new and classic films at Rifftrax. Corbett recently sold his script for the major Eddie Murphy vehicle Starship Dave. Volume 11 in Rhino's long-running and messy attempt to release Mystery Science on DVD will hit stores on June 26.

UPDATED: torgosPizza informed us that the Film Crew discs are actually three years old, and are hold-overs from an aborted project with Rhino. All future riffage will be under the Rifftrax umbrella. Thanks Torgo!

Ricky Ghostvais and Ghost Kinnear



Greg Kinnear will grab a familiar plotline from his frequent screen partner Bruce Willis when he plays a dentist who sees dead people in DreamWorks' romantic comedy (?) Ghost Town. Ricky Gervais is also attached to star in an unknown role. Superhero scribe David Koepp, who wrote the screenplay with his Zathura collaborator John Kamps, will also direct, his first trip back to the chair since 2004's abysmal Secret Window.

Gervais recently announced the end of Extras, and appeared with Stephen Merchant and a half-dozen surprise guests in a new spot for the UK's Red Nose Day.

Koepp recently, uh, wrote a draft of the most anticipated fourquel of all time.

Slow News Day: The Onion Gets Bigger, the Networks Go Small

ITEM: The funny-news vets at The Onion have given up on their long-struggling motion picture (they're "no longer associated with that project"), but that hasn't kept them from going live. New streaming segments are continuously added throughout the day, so start tuning in.

ITEM: Chris Kattan has signed on to host a game show in his head. No, wait...it's a real life show on CBS called Game Show in My Head.

ITEM: Jennifer Coolidge, best known for stealing scenes in Chris Guest movies, and for being the original MILF, has signed on to ABC's Family of the Year, which also features Alan Ruck, best known for accidentally breaking his overbearing father's Ferrari.

ITEM: Rob Huebel will play a con man in NBC's new comedy Zip, which hopefully won't distract him much from the fucking-hilarious-looking The Human Giant show for MTV.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Slow News Day: Zombies, Ninjas, Aliens, Yada Yada Yada

ITEM: The fine folks at Toonzone report that Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am will hit PS2s this fall. Not much else is known, except that it involves Master Shake and Meatwad wreaking havoc on Frylock's distinguished golf course, and that it will be a character-packed racing game akin to Mario Kart.

ITEM: Ed Helms will play one of the tiny alien commanders who overtake Eddie Murphy's body in the upcoming Starship Dave. Meanwhile, Elizabeth Banks will play Murphy's human love interest. You should probably hedge your bets on this one since it's coming from the infamously obnoxious Norbit director Brian Robbins, but keep in mind that Mystery Science Theater 3000 vet Bill Corbett wrote the script.

ITEM: TV Shows on DVD is "99% sure" that the eighth season of Seinfeld will be released on June 5. It's the first season without Larry David, but don't let that stop you; it features man hands, yada yada, Kenny Rogers' Chicken Roaster, the muffin tops, and more.

Three Cheers for Three Moderately Amusing Trailers!

Up first is what seems like the one millionth Simpsons Movie trailer, and the first one that seems to really hammer the real movie clips instead of all the previous teasers, which mostly seemed more like standalone pre-movie short films.



Next we have Jamie Kennedy's Kickin' it Old Skool, which tells the story of a young champion breakdancer who knocks himself into a coma and wakes up in present day and has to come to terms with the fact that he grew up in the 80s, a decade already more outdated than the one that preceded it. It's unknown if the archaic trailer narration is trying to replicate that particular era, or if it's just that bad. As for the movie itself, it seems to just be harvesting joke ideas from Big, Austin Powers, and everything in between, but it still manages to squeeze in some half-decent jokes, like the fact that the hero's main regret about being in a coma for 15 years is that he missed the sequels to his favorite childhood films. Further hope for the film lies in the more-than-capable supporting cast which includes Christopher McDonald and Ferris Bueller's Alan Ruck.



Speaking of rip-offs, we wrap up with Eagle vs. Shark, the hyped-up New Zealand comedy starring one half of the popular musical comedy duo Flight of the Conchords. Nearly every notice for the movie makes comparisons to Napoleon Dynamite, which makes all too much sense now that this new trailer is out, which features gawky absurdist characters, bright retro colors, wacky doodles, and even nunchucks. The blatant similarities are pretty unfortunate, since on its own terms it looks like it has some pretty damn funny stuff, mainly coming from a subplot where the NZ Napoleon takes his new girlfriend with him to try to murder his former high school bullyer.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Slow News Day: Whitest Kids, MST3K, Milonakis, Michael Ian Black, Catherine Keener, and Jane Curtin

ITEM: Remember when we talked to you about the new Whitest Kids U’Know show a while back? Well, don’t forget to watch the premiere tonight, unless of course you already caught in when it randomly aired a week ago unscheduled. Of course, if you’re like us and the rest of the world, you’ve barely even heard of Fuse TV, so you might have to settle for this mess of funny clips instead.

ITEM: According to Satellite News, the eleventh volume in the large, random, confusing, and unwieldy Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVD collection will be released on May 15, with the episodes The Ring of Terror, The Indestructible Man, Tormented, and Horrors of Spider Island, plus several shorts and features. Meanwhile, Mike Nelson and company continue their audio-riffage project Rifftrax, most recently taking on Terminator 3.

ITEM: The third season of The Andy Milonakis Show will premiere on iTunes and every other wacky new digital download service in the world on March 20, a full month before the premiere airs on MTV2. New episodes and exclusive shorts will continue to release digitally throughout the new season, which unfortunately hasn’t yet announced what hot new guest stars will be out-weirding each other this time around.

ITEM: Apparently Michaels Ian Black and Showalter are returning to Comedy Central with a new show called Michael Ian Black Doesn’t Understand. Somewhat ironically, there’s no more information on it at this time.

ITEM: Catherine Keener has joined Robert DeNiro, Bruce Willis, John Turturro, Sean Penn, and Stanley Tucci in Barry Levinson’s potential late-career-booster What Just Happened?, a reflexive comedy based on the life of legendary producer Art Linson.

ITEM: Famed ignorant slut Jane Curtin has signed on to producer Brian Grazer’s sitcom adaptation of the popular “work is hard!” memoir, Nice Girls Don’t Get the Corner Office.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Ex-Extras



Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant have decided to turn down BBC's offer for a third season of their beloved, award-winning Extras. This comes as no big surprise, a few weeks after Gervais joked with the AV Club about not ever being able to do more than two seasons of anything. Just like The Office, everything will be wrapped up neatly with an extra-long Extras special, which is now in the early stages of development. It will almost definitely feature more real-life celebrities making fools of themselves, but there's no word on whether they'll be pulled from Gervais' recently announced dream team, which includes Mel Gibson and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Gervais has also stopped doing his interview series Ricky Gervais Meets..., reportedly because of his bizarre chat with Garry Shandling, which was either a complete disaster or an amusing tribute to the awkward conversation seen on both men's shows. There's no word on ehether his already-taped discussions with Jerry Seinfeld and pre-meltdown Michael Richards will ever air.

Meanwhile, there seem to be no set plans for the duo's future, but Gervais is continuing to perform his live stand-up show Fame, recently adding a mess of dates at the Hammersmith Apollo in London, after selling out three shows at the Royal Albert Hall.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Slow News Day: Fatty Black, Pregnant Poehler, Hawaiian Freak, Preview Pie

ITEM: Jack Black is the latest actor to join Ben Stiller's Tropic Thunder, playing an overweight comedian named "Fats." One can only hope the movie's other jokes play on a slightly higher level.

ITEM: Austin Powers scribe Michael McCullens will make his directing debut with Baby Mama, in which Tina Fey hires Amy Poehler as a baby surrogate to avoid taking maternity leave. Hopefully that promising casting can eclipse the dumb-ass title, not to mention the plot, which is not only bland and predictable, but also strangely similar to SNL co-star Will Forte's recently wrapped script for The Brothers Solomon.

ITEM: Jason Segel, still best known as the lovelorn drummer of Freaks and Geeks, has lined up his first leading film role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, a romantic comedy about a guy who decides to get over his break-up blues with a Hawaiian vacation, only to find his ex traveling to the same island with her new beau. Kristin Bell of Veronica Mars will play the titular role. How did Segel land the gig after years of wacky sidekick background acting? Well, he wrote it himself.

ITEM: The anticipated dramedy Waitress, written and directed by the late Hal Hartley protege Adrienne Shelly, finally has a trailer up. Unfortunately, it looks like an obnoxious, cutesy retread of every other uber-Southern indie flick you've ever seen, but will hopefully be saved by the comic talents of Nathan Fillion and Cheryl Hines.

Friday, March 9, 2007

Larry David Roundup



It's hard to decide which is the more bizarre Larry David news item this week: the fact that he inadvertently saved a man from the electric chair or the fact that he and his daughters will be playing themselves on a Disney Channel kiddie sitcom starring Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter.

In Exhibit A, we have a man who spent five months in prison for the murder of a 16-year-old girl before he uncovered outtake footage from the beloved "Carpool Lane" episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm which clearly show him looking on and eating a Dodger dog at the time of the crime, 20 miles away from the victim. The man wandered over to the set to watch as soon as he heard they were filming one of his favorite shows at the game he was attending, proving that good taste in comedy can save your life.

And in Exhibit B, David has signed on to appear in the live-action pop-star fantasy Hannah Montana, starring the non-legendary "Achy Break Heart" singer cum PAX TV doctor Cyrus and his daughter. David's daughters are apparently big fans of the show, and will appear with him on the episode.

In less strange but much more potentially awesome news, Steve Coogan has signed on to play David's psychiatrist in at least one episode of the upcoming Curb season, which also stars Vivica A. Fox as a hurrican refugee living with Larry and Cheryl. The new season is expected to start some time this fall, and may very well be the last (though he seems to say this every season).

And finally, as Spiderman 3's release date draws nearer, it seems fairly clear that reports of David's remark about filming a cameo was, as suspected, a great big joke.

While we're on the subject, have you seen Larry's appearance from last year's Earth to America special, produced by his real-life wife? Judging from its ratings, you probably didn't, so why not check it out now?

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Matt Besser Walks With Me



Fellow comedy reporters The Coming have posted an info-packed interview with Matt Besser, who has been keeping himself so busy that we can't stop posting features about him. Among the major revelations is that he'll be playing the guitarist in John C. Reilly's faux hit band in Jake Kasdan and Judd Apatow's biopic spoof Walk Hard, and that he's Kanye West's official improv coach for his upcoming untitled HBO mockumentary created by Larry Charles. Futhermore, he's writing a new film called Safety First for pal Amy Poehler.

Meanwhile, the Upright Citizens Brigade just finished a weekend of filming for a new Shout! Factory DVD release of ASSSSCAT 3000, which previously failed to catch on as a Bravo series. The four taped specials featured all four UCBers, as well as Horatio Sanz, Chad Carter, Sean Conroy, and Andrew Daly, plus improv-launching monologues from Will Arnett, Tom Lennon, Ed Helms, Paul F. Tompkins, and Jen Kirkman. Besser hopes the DVD will do well enough to kick off a sort of UCB/Shout! Factory imprint label where they can release even more footage from their various live output. He also announces that they're working on a new UCB website to feature daily videos and more.

All in all, a pretty good way to stick it to Comedy Central for canceling one of the best sketch comedy shows of all time, don't you think?

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Slow News Day: Larry Charles and Bruce McCulloch Go to ABC, Norm Goes to Earl, Various Dumb Cavemen Go to Hollywood

ITEM: ABC, who is reportedly looking to beef up their weak comedy selection, has signed Larry Charles to a 2 and a half year development deal in which he will likely write, direct, and produce a series of original projects, if he can find enough time between shooting an anti-religion documentary with Bill Maher, working with Kanye West on an HBO reality series, and making the Motley Crue biopic.

ITEM: The aforementioned network is also developing Carpoolers, starring Fred Goss, Jerry O'Connell, and Jerry Minor as three guys who...can you guess it?...carpool to work together. Sounds pretty bland, but Kid in the Hall Bruce McCulloch wrote the script for the pilot, which will be directed by the Russo brothers, who helmed many of the best episodes of Arrested Development (+5 points) and the recent film You, Me, and Dupree (-10 points.)

ITEM: According to Norm News, Norm Macdonald will be reprising his deliciously awesome Burt Reynolds impression on an upcoming guest spot for My Name is Earl. Unfortunately, he's also announced that his Court Appointed Lawyer script he wrote for himself and Will Ferrell is dead in the water.

ITEM: Hit-and-miss oddball Adam Rifkin has posted a mess of clips from his new prehistoric comedy Homo Erectus, including the official trailer. Mosey over to his YouTube channel if you like to see guys getting conked in the head a lot, or you want to see David Carradine and Gary Busey continue to drive nails into the coffins of their careers.

ITEM: At the recent WonderCon, Sergio Aragonés revealed that writer Mark Evanier has completed a screenplay for a CGI movie version of Sergio's popular Groo the Wanderer comics, and the rights are currently being negotiated. Please take note that this is the second caveman story in this particular article alone, and the third this week if you count the new ABC show based on those Geico commercials, which we didn't even bother to report on. Either way, we have to reluctantly declare this Comedy Caveman Week at the Comedyblog. Please dress accordingly.

This Week in Funny 3/5/07-3/11/07

Tuesday, March 6:



New on DVD: Borat - Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (click here to buy)
New on DVD: Zach Galifianakis - Live at the Purple Onion (click here to buy)
New on DVD: South Park - The Complete Ninth Season (click here to buy)
New on DVD: Fast Food Nation (click here to buy)
New on DVD: Let's Go to Prison (click here to buy)
New on DVD: The Loop - Season 1 (click here to buy)
New on DVD: Confetti (click here to buy)
Ken Davitian on The View (ABC)

Wednesday, March 7:



Season Premiere South Park: "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" (Comedy Central)
New The Sarah Silverman Program: “Batteries” (Comedy Central)
Rob Corddry on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS)
Chris Rock on Tavis Smiley (PBS)

Thursday, March 8:

New Scrubs: “My Fishbowl” (NBC)
New 30 Rock: “The Fighting Irish” (NBC)

Friday, March 9:

New in Theaters: The Host

Sunday, March 11:



New The Simpsons: “Rome-Old and Julie-Eh” (FOX)
New The Winner: “Broken Home” (FOX)
New Family Guy: “Bill and Peter’s Bogus Journey” (FOX)
New The Winner: “What Happens in Albany, Stays in Albany” (FOX)
New Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!: “Chunky” (Adult Swim/Cartoon Network)
New Saul of the Molemen: “Work” (Adult Swim/Cartoon Network)



Live Comedy Watch:

3/5: Maria Bamford at Dennison College in Dennison, OH
3/6: Zach Galifianakis at University of Central Florida in Orlando, FL
3/6: Doug Benson’s I Love Movies with guest Mary Lynn Rajskub at UCB Theatre in LA
3/6: Doug Benson, Andy Kindler, and Andrew Daly in Comedy Death-Ray at UCB Theatre in LA
3/6: Ron Lynch and Craig Anton in The Idiots at Steve Allen Theater in LA
3/7: Bob Odenkirk, Paul F. Tompkins, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Greg Fitzsimmons, Jen Kirkman, Derek Waters, Mike Phirman of Hard ‘n Phirm, and Jimmy Pardo at You’re Welcome at Mbar in LA
3/7: Todd Barry at Opolis in Norman, OK
3/7: Eugene Mirman, Bobby Tisdale, and Reggie Watts in Invite Them Up at Rififi in NYC
3/7: Stephen Lynch at Nebraska Wesleyan University in Lincoln, NE
3/7: Tig at University of Wisconsin in Madison, WI
3/8: Todd Barry at the Cavern in Dallas, TX
3/8-3/11: Marc Maron at the Improv in Chicago
3/8: Stephen Lynch at Moore Theater in Seattle, WA
3/9: Jerry Seinfeld at Murat Theater in Indianapolis, IN
3/9: Zach Galifianakis at Crystal Ballroom in Portland, OR
3/9: Todd Barry at Emo’s Lounge in Austin, TX
3/9: Stephen Lynch at Aladdin Theater in Portland, OR
3/10: Bill Cosby at L.J. Willians Theater in Visalia, CA
3/10: Zach Galifianakis at Moore Theater in Seattle, WA
3/10: Todd Barry at Walter’s on Washington in Houston, TX
3/10: Paul F. Tompkins in the Thrilling Adventure and Supernatural Suspense Hour at Mbar in LA
3/11: Stephen Lynch at the Warfield in San Francisco, CA
3/11: Free ASSSSCAT at UCB Theatre in NYC
3/11: Free ASSSSCAT at UCB Theatre in LA
3/11: The Whitest Kids U’Know at Pianos in NYC

Monday, March 5, 2007

Slow News Day: Ken From KAOS, South Park: Smaller, Streaming, and Uncut, Plympton Draws High, Rajskub Lets the Sunshine In, Surely Not Theatrical

ITEM: The Get Smart movie continues to rack up major casting brownie points as they sign Borat's chubby co-star Ken Davitian as an agent of KAOS, Maxwell Smart's evil foil.

ITEM: The 11th season of South Park starts March 7, and as a new bonus, the uncut versions of the episodes will be available from iTunes six days after the television broadcast, begging the question of what could possibly not make the air on a show that has already been allowed to say "shit" 162 times, and to show Jesus shitting all over the place, and a lot of other...shit.

ITEM: There's a trailer up for Bill Plympton's latest animated feature, Hair High, a high school zombie comedy with a crazy awesome voice cast that includes Dermot Mulroney, Sarah Silverman, David and Keith Carradine, Beverly D'Angelo, Ed Begley Jr., Michael Showalter, Justin Long, and fellow 'tooners Matt Groening and Don Hertzfeldt.

ITEM: Mary Lynn Rajskub has joined Alan Arkin and Steve Zahn in the dark comedy Sunshine Cleaning, which will probably use the phrase "indie sleeper" in its marketing.

ITEM: Paramount is thinking of doing some rush-job DTV sequels to The Naked Gun and Airplane! Zucker, Zucker, and Abraham aren't officially on board, but it's a fairly safe bet since they've announced their interest in the past, and it's an even safer bet that Leslie Nielsen would return, since he's been toiling in Videoland for years already.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Will Mike Judge Ever Work in This Town Again?



The infamous Britney-baiting tabloid site TMZ.com claims to have insider information that Mike Judge has set up his next film project at HBO Films after tearing it away from Fox due to the horrible way they treated his cult non-hit Idiocracy. This is obviously great news, except that the story is filled with so many inconsistencies, oddities, and factual errors that it's hard to know if they just got some wires crossed. First off, they call the film Meet in the Freezer, when it's long been known to be Meat in the Freezer, and they claim that Judge co-wrote it with Got Milk? ad director Clay Tarver, when it's long been known that it was written with frequent collaborator Etan Cohen and actor Steve Zahn. And most surprisingly, they claim that Judge is only producing the film for Tarver to direct, which just seems highly unlikely after statements from Judge that he plans on becoming a full-time feature director, not to mention his vast passion for the "hunting porn" the project is based on.

Meat follows two former department store gun salesmen who begin a quest for a large albino buck in order to rescue their reputations during hunting season. Unfortunately, the woods are filled with dozens of amateurs who would love to bag the game for themselves, plus there's a gang of protestors moping around, one of whom one of the heroes has a crush on.

TMZ claims Anna Faris has done a table read for the hippie chick and is the favorite for the role, but you should probably take that and everything else in this article with a healthy grain of salt.

One thing we can tell you for sure is that Judge's King of the Hill will resume its eleventh season on March 25.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Slow News Day: Would You Believe Alan Arkin?, Venture III, Andy's Bar, Animania Strikes Again

ITEM: Fresh off his Oscar win, Alan Arkin has signed on to play the Chief in the film update of Get Smart with Steve Carell. He'll be joining Anne Hathaway, the Rock, and Terence Stamp in the 2008 release, which is unfortunately brought to you by the writers of Failure to Launch and the director of Anger Management.

ITEM: Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer have announced that The Venture Bros. has been greenlit for a third season, and a fourth is almost definite. (Hell yeh!) But...the third season probably won't begin until next spring, due to the enormous amount of time the show takes to animate. (Hell naw...)

ITEM: The usually reliable Andy Ackerman (Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm) is working with the usually shitty Scott Silveri (Friends, Joey) on an untitled new sitcom for CBS, about a group of late-night bar regulars. Meh...

ITEM: The third volumes of the beloved Saturday morning relics Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain will hit DVD on June 19, which will finally complete your Pinky collection and push you over the halfway mark on the other.

Jack Black Wants You to Watch Him, Control Him, and Create For Him



A couple months ago, we announced that Jack Black, Rob Schrab and Dan Harmon, and VH1 were teaming up to create a multimedia program called Acceptable TV, based on Schrab and Harmon's popular Channel 101 website. We now have a date for the premiere: March 23. We could either explain how the whole thing works again, or we could let Jables himself tell you in these amusing promo spots.

Schrab and Harmon, who recently wrote the Oscar-nominated Monster House and are now pulling various strings behind The Sarah Silverman Program, previously worked with Black on the popular unaired pilot Heat Vision and Jack (check your favorite illegal video site), and will work with him again in the CGI Kung Fu Panda. Black also has Michel Gondry's Be Kind Rewind and Noah Baumbach's Margot at the Wedding in post-production.

Down with the Thunder



Tropic Thunder, already one of the most exciting comedies in development due to Stiller's return to directing and the involvement of Etan Cohen and Justin Theroux, has just gotten an extra kick of thunder with its latest casting news. Robert Downey Jr. will play Kirk Lazarus, a multiple-Oscar-winning acting legend who gets caught up with several other performers in a real-life war scenario armed only with the fleeting, oversimplified training skills taught to them in a Hollywood boot camp to prepare for film. Undeclared's Jay Baruchel has also come on board as a rookie actor on the team. Filming is schedule to start in July.

RDJ, as we like to call him, will be bringing his lizard-like quirks to all manner of major upcoming thrillers and superhero flicks, but for the purposes of this particular news channel, his next relevant project will see him playing a high school principal and foil to the Ferris-Bueller-esque title character in Charlie Bartlett. Baruchel will be seen this fall in Knocked Up, which could likely set him up with Jonah Hill, Jason Segel, and Martin Starr as a new generation of Frat Packers called "The Roommates." He'll also headline the dark comedy Pushing Up Daisies and the fanboy comedy... Fanboys, and his titular role in I'm Reed Fish is playing at U.S. Comedy Arts Festival this week.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Slow News Day: Kimmel Forever, AndyRichter.com, God's Debut, Coogan's Doo Doo, 1 Trailer for the Price of 10

ITEM: Quickly stunting rumors of his impending doom, ABC has signed a deal with Jimmy Kimmel to keep him on through 2010, which may include bumping up his start time to compete with Conan after Leno's departure in 2009.

ITEM: NBC will post the entire first season (a half-order six-episode run) of producer/co-writer Conan O'Brien's anticipated Andy Barker P.I. on its website before the TV premiere next month, following a similar move by FOX for The Winner. The sixth episode will be exclusive to web viewers.

ITEM: The previously reported improv game show Thank God You're Here will premiere on April 18, taking the Friday Night Lights spot, and they've added Fred Willard, Jason Alexander, Tom Green, Fran Drescher, and Tom Arnold to the already impressive guest list.

ITEM: Variety reveals that Steve Coogan is working with up-and-comer Charlyne Yi on adapting her Kaufmanesque, kid-friendly variety show The Doo Doo Show, but they have no details on what exactly that means. Will it be a movie, a series, or another live incarnation? We have many more questions than answers.

ITEM: There's a strange-ass new trailer for The Ten (#7 on our 30 Most Anticipated Comedies of 2007) that takes the well-worn comedy teaser concept of "pretend you're dead serious, and just when the audience is fooled, reveal the big stupid comedy" to an almost dangerously ambiguous level...if that's even what they're going for. You can check it out right here:

Asspen!



Tomorrow, HBO kicks off its week-long annual U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, generally considered to be the largest and most anticipated venue for established and upcoming stand-up, writer's panels, and comedy film screenings. You'll have to visit the website for the full, massive schedule, but here are some of the highlights.

Stand-Up:

George Carlin
Steven Wright
Michael Showalter
Marc Maron
Mary Lynn Rajskub
Nora Dunn
Alan Zwiebel
Andy Milonakis
John Oliver
Josh Blue
Dave Hill
Daniel Tosh
Charlyne Yi

Films:

The Don Rickles Project, a new documentary on the comedian directed by John Landis.

The Host, the beloved Korean monster dramedy, which opens in theaters March 30.

Severance, a slasher comedy set in the world of office team-building retreats.

Selected scenes from The Comebacks, a football spoof from the producers of Wedding Crashers, starring David Koechner.

Colour Me Kubrick, starring John Malkovich as a Stanley Kubrick impostor.

Certifiably Jonathan, a new documentary about Jonathan Winters, featuring Robin Williams, Jeffrey Tambor, Sarah Silverman, Tim Conway, Nora Dunn, Rob Reiner, and Ryan Stiles.

Eagle vs. Shark, an oddball New Zealand romance that won over many a Sundance fan.

Rocket Science, another Sundance favorite about a stutterer who becomes a debate team champ, from the director of the Spellbound documentary.

A screening of Buster Keaton's The General with a live orchestra.

I'm Reed Fish, starring Apatow favorite Jay Baruchel as a radio advice guru, also starring Schuyler Fisk, Alexis Bledel, DJ Qualls, and Chris Parnell.

Death at a Funeral, Franz Oz's new dark comedy about a dysfunctional British family, starring Alan Tudyk and Peter Dinklage.

Delirious, starring Steve Buscemi as a shameless paparazzi, also starring Michael Pitt, Alison Lohman, Gina Gershon, and Elvis Costello, from writer-director Tom DiCillo (Living in Oblivion).

Heckler, Jamie Kennedy's new documentary on handling hecklers and critics, featuring Dave Attell, Bill Maher, Patton Oswalt, Judah Friedlander, Mike White, Carrie Fisher, George Lucas, Rob Zombie, and Ron Jeremy.

Cook-Off!, an improvised mockumentary about a chef competition, starring the Reno 911! trio of Wendi McLendon-Covey, Cedric Yarbrough, and Niecy Nash, plus Stephen Root, Diedrich Bader, Phil LaMarr, Mo Collins, Louie Anderson, and Sam Pancake. McLendon-Covey worked on the "scriptment" as well.

Closing Escrow, a real estate satire featuring Wendi McLendon-Covey and Cedric Yarbrough (again.)

Goodnight, Vagina, a short film with Cheryl Hines as a woman getting a...new vagina?

Starter for 10, starring James McAvoy as a British university student who dreams of being on the institution's TV quiz show team, from producer Tom Hanks.

American Fork, about an obese bag boy who dreams of becoming an actor, starring William Baldwin and Mary Lynn Rajskub.

The Valet, from the writer of La Cage Aux Folles, about a parking attendant who has to live with a beautiful supermodel in order to keep her adultering boyfriend's wife unsuspicious.


The festival will also feature Q&As with the creators and stars of Entourage and the new The Winner, as well as the presentation of HBO's Man of the Year award to Stephen Colbert. As always, if you get to attend any of these events, and have videos, pictures, or comments to share, drop 'em by the office. Or the comments section. Whatever's closer.

This Week in Funny 2/26/07-3/4/07

Monday, February 26:

Jim Gaffigan on Late Night with Conan O’Brien (NBC)

Tuesday, February 27:



New on DVD: Stranger Than Fiction (click here to buy)
New on DVD: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (click here to buy)
Steven Wright and Tracy Morgan on Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC)

Wednesday, February 28:

New The Naked Trucker & T-Bones Show: “T-Bones TV” (Comedy Central)
Billy Connolly on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS)

Thursday, March 1:

New Scrubs: “My Night to Remember” (NBC)
New 30 Rock: “The Source Awards” (NBC)
New The Sarah Silverman Program: “Muffin’ Man” (Comedy Central)
Seth Macfarlane on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS)
Rob Corddry on Late Night with Conan O’Brien (NBC)

Friday, March 2:



New Monk: “Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital” (USA)
New Psych: “Scary Sherry 2: Bianca’s Toast” (USA)
Charles Grodin and Dan Naturman on The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS)
Patrick Warburton on Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC)

Sunday, March 4:



New The Simpsons: “Yokel Chords” (FOX)
Series Premiere The Winner: “Pilot” (FOX)
New Family Guy: “Airport ‘07” (FOX)
New The Winner: “The Single Dates” (FOX)
New Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!: “Salame” (Adult Swim/Cartoon Network)
New Saul of the Molemen: “Fun King” (Adult Swim/Cartoon Network)


Live Comedy Watch:



2/26: Zach Galifianakis at Juanita’s in Little Rock, AR
2/26: Todd Barry at Lolita Bar in NYC
2/26: Demetri Martin at Ohio State in Columbus, OH
2/26: Maria Bamford at Tigerlily in Los Feliz, CA
2/27: Ricky Gervais at Portsmouth Guildhall in Portsmouth, UK
2/27: Zach Galifianakis at University of Arkansas Alltell Ballroom in Fayetteville, AR
2/27: Comedy Death-Ray with Bob Odenkirk, Andy Blitz, and Todd Glass at UCB Theatre in LA
2/27: Emo Philips at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA
2/28: Ricky Gervais at Colston Hall in Bristol, UK
2/28-3/3: Emo Philips at Punch Line in San Francisco, CA
3/1-3/2: Ricky Gervais at International Centre in Bournemouth, UK
3/1-3/4: Harland Williams at the Improv in Chicago
3/1-3/3: Louis CK at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, PA
3/1: America’s Best Comic with Matt Besser and Andrew Daly at UCB Theatre in LA
3/1: Tig at University of N. Iowa in Cedar Rapids, IA
3/2: Jerry Seinfeld at Chrysler Hall in Norfolk, VA
3/2: Zach Galifianakis at Theatre of Living Arts in Philadelphia, PA
3/2: The Benson Interruption with Doug Benson, Todd Barry, Aziz Ansari, Graham Elwood, and Arj Barker at UCB Theatre in NYC
3/2: Stephen Lynch at Shriver Hall in Baltimore, MD
3/2: Billy the Mime at UCB Theatre in LA
3/3: Zach Galifianakis at Lisner Auditorium in Washington DC
3/3-3/4: ASSSSCAT 3000 DVD Taping with Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, Matt Walsh, Matt Besser, Horatio Sanz, Sean Conroy, Chad Carter, and Andrew Daley at UCB Theatre in LA
3/3: Stephen Lynch at SUNY in Albany, NY
3/4: The Whitest Kids U’Know at Pianos in NYC


For more live dates this week, watch for our Aspen U.S. Comedy Festival breakdown tomorrow!