Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Slow News Day: The Onion Gets Bigger, the Networks Go Small

ITEM: The funny-news vets at The Onion have given up on their long-struggling motion picture (they're "no longer associated with that project"), but that hasn't kept them from going live. New streaming segments are continuously added throughout the day, so start tuning in.

ITEM: Chris Kattan has signed on to host a game show in his head. No, wait...it's a real life show on CBS called Game Show in My Head.

ITEM: Jennifer Coolidge, best known for stealing scenes in Chris Guest movies, and for being the original MILF, has signed on to ABC's Family of the Year, which also features Alan Ruck, best known for accidentally breaking his overbearing father's Ferrari.

ITEM: Rob Huebel will play a con man in NBC's new comedy Zip, which hopefully won't distract him much from the fucking-hilarious-looking The Human Giant show for MTV.

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