Thursday, March 22, 2007

Slow News Day: Zombies, Ninjas, Aliens, Yada Yada Yada

ITEM: The fine folks at Toonzone report that Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am will hit PS2s this fall. Not much else is known, except that it involves Master Shake and Meatwad wreaking havoc on Frylock's distinguished golf course, and that it will be a character-packed racing game akin to Mario Kart.

ITEM: Ed Helms will play one of the tiny alien commanders who overtake Eddie Murphy's body in the upcoming Starship Dave. Meanwhile, Elizabeth Banks will play Murphy's human love interest. You should probably hedge your bets on this one since it's coming from the infamously obnoxious Norbit director Brian Robbins, but keep in mind that Mystery Science Theater 3000 vet Bill Corbett wrote the script.

ITEM: TV Shows on DVD is "99% sure" that the eighth season of Seinfeld will be released on June 5. It's the first season without Larry David, but don't let that stop you; it features man hands, yada yada, Kenny Rogers' Chicken Roaster, the muffin tops, and more.

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